I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
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Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?
As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)
1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”
2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.
3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.
4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?
5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.
6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.
7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.
8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).
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Things my parents need to understand
- I don't like to be touched: that includes hugging and tapping me on the shoulder
- I spend all day in my bed when I am home: I'm too sad to do anything but lay there
- Many of my friends don't seem to care about me: wonder why I spend my weekends at home?
- Comments you make hurt: that includes the jokes
- I don't like to clean my room: the messiness is my organization
- You tell me I need to eat better: it feels like you're calling me fat
- You tell me I won't be able to have success: I think that's a given
- You have no confidence in me: I have none in me too
- You make me feel like shit: I already feel that way
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FAH MULAN
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I think this will always be my favorite gifset on tumblr
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oh, how the tables have turned.
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These are young, young women (22) with the world at their feet. Stewart told me she didn’t know what her next project was going to be. Lawrence told us she starts shooting the second “Hunger Games” movie on Tuesday.
“Tuesday? This Tuesday?” Stewart screamed. “Have you rehearsed?”
“Yep,” said Lawrence, “we’re all done and ready to go.”The two young ladies had not met in person before, but on the internet. “The internet brought us together,” said Lawrence. “There was a fake story in one of the tabloids about a feud or something. We didn’t even know each other so we started talking by email.”
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“You’ve got some good moves there. Now is it tough to learn those dances, could you teach me those dances?”
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Patrick Star and John Green have the same happy dance
Also similar overall body shapes…
HEY THAT’S MEAN- oh wait you’re john green
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BECAUSE NEIL FLYNN THAT’S WHY.
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that lil bitch
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